A catalogue of things that do not exist

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Holdings total: indeterminate
Floors surveyed: none completely

The Tower catalogues subjects that do not exist. No one has reached its top or its bottom, and expeditions in either direction return with inventories rather than conclusions.

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MS 4978.49 Table of Recursive Weights
The Table of Recursive Weights is a standing schedule of mass-equivalents maintained by the Scriptorium of Minor Weights, recording the weight that a …
MS 9484.71 Wishful Cypress
Wishful Cypress is a classified substance held in the material annexes of the Tower and employed by the Substantivist School as the primary reagent fo…
MS 5382.28 Transubstantiation is Impossible
Transubstantiation is Impossible is a doctrinal holding of the Tower concerning the asserted limits of Conceptual Transubstantiation, recorded without…
MS 2815.26 Concordance 33, Annex 7
Concordance 33, Annex 7 is the fourth of the six surviving annexes to the Thirty-Third Concordance and the only one written entirely in the negative. …
MS 5389.03 Humbert Reagent Set
The Humbert Reagent Set is a closed assemblage of nine reagent ampoules, one applicator brush, and a bound schedule of permitted pairings, maintained …
MS 4333.59 Gravitational Concordance
The Gravitational Concordance is the collective designation for the body of numbered instruments governing the measurement, registration, and permitte…
MS 3653.93 Docket Ωδ/12447/VK/4321
Docket Ωδ/12447/VK/4321 is a provisional cataloguing instrument opened on Floor -17, Annex Theta, concerning an entity whose existence was affirmed on…
MS 4405.53 The Aisle of Standardized Gestures
The Aisle of Standardized Gestures is a classified cataloguing zone within The Tower, presently administered as a subordinate extension of Aisle 770 a…

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